Thursday, November 25, 2010
here's to another pleasant wake up.
head hurts. back aches. year seems to be ending with another glut of departures across the board. don't feel like getting into it here. sthorreeeee.
spent the evening in a state of bewildered, socially crippling discomfort. i'm really out of it. i can't relate to people over the age of 14 who pour their free time and recreational attentions into video games, Jackass reruns, and endless talk about "the wacky shit" that happens at their nowhere-near-as-funny-as-you'd-like-to-think jobs. i'd rather be watching good Criterion DVDs, playing and/or witnessing some physically hurtful tunage, or engaging in some fucking hard hard fucking.
that Green Lantern trailer looks mad hella gay. not that it matters, because women look at Ryan Reynolds as if he were a Snickers Ice Cream Cake at a fat girl party, so they'll watch him in anything, even if it looks like Billy Zane's the Phantom crossed with James Cameron's dollar sign dick.
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Sunday, November 14, 2010
by Todd Brown, November 13, 2010 9:56 PM
Yes, the official synopsis for this film contains the phrase 'cock explosions'. Needless to say, the videos below are NSFW.The water is tainted. THE TAINT poisons the minds of men. It turns them into raging misogynists: monsters who want nothing more than to KILL WOMEN. When society is transformed into a land of sadistic violence and horrible brutality, it is up to Phil OʼGinny and his female friend, Misandra, to combat the horrible evil that is "THE TAINT".
THE TAINT is an intellectual experience. It is a violent and misogynistic film about violence, misogyny, and entertainment. It features sadistic violence, gratuitous sexual content, and scenes of spellbinding dramatic interest. It also contains more cock explosions than any other movie ever.
Friday, November 12, 2010
by Todd Brown, November 12, 2010 6:00 PM
The theatrical debut from respected television director Illanes, Baby Shower is also being billed as Chile's first slasher / gore film. And while I think I may know some who would argue that designation it does certainly seem to be the first of this particular type. Here's the official synopsis:
Four ex classmates get together to celebrate the pregnancy of one of them, away from the city. The revelation of a dark secret and a series of violent deaths transform the baby shower into a nightmare.
If that leaves any dounts I think the poster art to the left will give a good idea where they're going with this. Check the full theatrical trailer below.
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
“She said to her teenage kid, ‘Here’s the fetus.’ There’s no question that affected me, a philosophy that we should respect life."
- Former President/Current Incubus of Despair George Dubya Bush talking to Matt Lauer about his mother's miscarriage.
yup.... Barbara Bush had a miscarriage when W was a teenager. she then scooped the soul-fail husk out of the uterine blood bedaubed toilet bowl, dropped the near gelatin corpse toy into a mayonnaise jar, and presented the viscera frosted womb turd to her teenage son, passing it off as something more than a life-deficient poon cutter that exists soley as material evidence suggesting that maybe octogenarian varicose in-lined beast-cows shouldn't be necro-copulating with their decrepit monkey skeleton marionette mates anymore.
God is Pro-life.... because he thinks a grotesque old woman built like the side of a decaying group home dropping its conceived-weeks-before-menopause fluke newt from a yellowed-papery cobwebbed spam purse into a pool of piss oiled doo-doo butter at 3 am is fucking hilarious.
God's pretty awesome sometimes.
Monday, November 8, 2010
When the son of an alleged killer inherits a mysterious "blue movie" that may be the key to a 50 year old murder, he finds himself drawn into a forbidden world of sexual obsession. But the closer he gets to the heart of the mystery, the more the past threatens to reach out into the present and reveal terrifying truths that lead him to the brink of madness.
Filmmaker Michael Simmons is one of independent film's most gifted visual stylists. Inspired in part by the work of legendary fetish photographer Eric Kroll, this stunningly beautiful film features some of the most haunting and original imagery ever seen, and takes you deep into a dangerous and sexually-charged world that's rarely seen in mainstream cinema: a world of masters and slaves, nylon and latex, hope and despair...
AMERICAN FETISH has something for everyone!
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
|The Colbert Report||Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c|
|Indecision 2010 - Sign Off - Election to End All Elections|
since i can already here the bad winner chorus of "NANANA NANAANAAAA!" with regards to the elections, the video above warms my heart like no other.
side note; i woke up today in the same house, with the same job, all my belongings in place, my loved ones still present, my departed loved ones not risen from the grave. everything was as it should be, not better or worse. so until i either wake up on fire or walk out my door to find and perpetually aroused Oliva Wilde clad in a tight black-and-white striped dress holding bulging sacks with $ signs on them, i will continue to take political party "upheavals" such as this with a grain of salt.
and please, don't forget to cry about it when things don't instantly go your way, revealing the fallacy of your prophets.
praise God and hate on some queers. we'll be havin' Double Downs tonight!