Friday, January 24, 2014

We are the Sprocket Holes vol. 210

Fantastic Fest 2013 favourites coming your way this year

on January 22, 2014 | Leave a comment

saw Jim Mickle's We Are What We Are and loved it (made me check out Stake Land, which was also pretty sweet), and the rest of these look very good. only just hearing about Proxy and Baskin, and they definitely have my interest, as does Ti West's the Sacrament ( House of the Devil did little for me beyond having some actors that i like and an aesthetic/atmosphere i find enjoyable, but the Innkeepers surprised me and i enjoyed his segment in the first V/H/S/) and of course Strange Colour of Your Body's Tears will no doubt be a favorite.

best part about all of these? the producers of Paranormal Activity and/or Insidious don't seem to be involved in any way.

We Are the Sprocket Holes vol. 209

i'll let the music speak for itself:

Thursday, January 23, 2014


Last Alan Moore Interview?


covers A LOT of ground here, the most telling of all being what could be considered the final word on the overvalued bibliography of Grant Morrison, a writer who has nothing going for him but the premises he steals from Moore, which he proceeds to sheathe in empty gimmickry and semi-ironic Silver Age callbacks, playing on the misguided nostalgia of challenge-phobic DC/Marvel zombies, offering not a fresh take or a researched examination of whatever mostly forgotten relics he collected from the four-color mothballs. Arkham Asylum was the one thing he had, and that's only because of Dave McKean's brilliant art and because Morrison hadn't yet fully received the clout to just do whatever the hell he wanted, so his uncoordinated weird-for-weird's sake early drafts (which included an even more homophobic iteration of the Joker, complete with a big mohawk and an early 80s Madonna fashion sense) being filtered  through editors and McKean himself.

Saturday, January 18, 2014

Awww Yeah vol. 18

Clever Title Nominees From The AVNs


Cream Filled Japanese Fur Burgers, Third World Media
 Gag Gift, Red Light District/Pulse
 Misleadeing Teenagers Into Anal Sex, Anal Industries/Juicy
 Slut Bottom Chris Meets the Prostate Assassins, Severe Society Films

Friday, January 17, 2014

It's a Funny World We Live In vol. 31

Alleged Philly Swiss Cheese Masturbator Has Been Arrested

Last week, we learned that citizens of honorary sixth borough Philadelphia have been living in terror of a local man who had been approaching women and asking them to put a slice of swiss cheese on his penis and perform sexual acts on him. Well the crisis might be over: today, PhillyMag reports that suspected cheese-fucking enthusiast Chris Pagano has been arrested

Gabby Chest previously claimed she had an encounter with the Swiss Cheese Pervert in 2012, when a "really strange guy" messaged her on OKCupid with a very specific request: "He said he was looking for someone to perform masturbation on him with cheese," Chest said. "He kept saying how strong his urges were and how desperate he was to find someone to help him with them." You can read the full message she received here. 


Hello, my name is Chris. I am sure you are seeking a relationship, and I am sort of seeking the same, well sort of. You see I am currently content with my life. I enjoy meeting new people and making friends, but I also enjoy looking for women who are just looking for fun, opportunities, and or sex. I am kind of hoping you may be one of those women, who are open to certain activities of a suggestive nature. I realize talking and or requesting anything sexual with a someone you don’t know can be a turn off for most, but would you be interested in getting to know me, and perhaps being involved in a sexual encounter together?
I know it’s a bit much to take in, since you really don’t know me. Still I am open to get to know you at first before anything would happen. I want to be up-front with you and tell you what exactly I am looking for. This way you have an idea of what I am into. You see it’s not sex in the traditional sense, it’s more a fetish. Don’t get me wrong I do enjoy traditional sex, but I grown to prefer this more. This fetish is a Sitophilia type fetish. I will give you a short explanation that lead me to discover why I like this type of fetish.
You see, when I was young and even now I seemed to be judged on my looks and not on my personality. So finding women and starting relationships was harder for me then most. Couple that with a strong sex drive, and you get the picture. So I developed this fetish to help me deal with my sexual urges. I found that women tend to like dairy products, and settled on cheese to represent the girl. thus I started having sex with cheese. I like to use Swiss cheese and would wrap slices of the cheese around penis, then masturbate. Now tho, after finding several girls to do it for me, I prefer having girls do it for me, instead of myself. Still I suppose I was lucky in finding those women, and our relationships did not last long, since our relationship based more on my fetish and me helping them out money wise. When they became comfortable again, we stayed friends, but they seemed to move on with their lives or I moved on because of the drama that sometimes followed some of them. The other problem I encounter is that women tend to be more freaked out over my fetish, then they would be over other questionable activities that are far more disgusting then mine. I don’t understand why using cheese in the way I use it is so disturbing to women, the ones who have done my fetish for me say it’s quite vanilla compared to so things they have encountered, and say I am quite harmless given my kind personality.
So my request is, is there any way you would be willing to strike up an arraignment with me to do my fetish for me, if of course you would be open to this sort of activity?
Lastly if I have offended you, I am sorry as it was not my intention to do so. I just hope my fetish with cheese does not disturb you in any way, sorry if it has. Also when I mention arrangement, please don’t think it just has to be money either, I know you are not a prostitute, in fact I don’t want women like that at all. It can be anything you feel is a fair trade. Please if you could please let me know if you might be interested or not, and what you think of my request, I would appreciate it, thanks.

Monday, January 13, 2014

It's a Funny World we Live In vol. 30

'I ate the whole thing down to the bone': Central African Republic cannibal drags Muslim off bus and eats his leg 'to avenge murder of his pregnant wife'

Friday, January 10, 2014

Internet K-Hole

Double You, Tea F. on a boom box

It's a Funny World we Live In vol. 29

Teenager Stabs Mother, Slices Off His Penis While High on Meow Meow

Last month, a 19-year-old college student reportedly stabbed his mother before slicing off his own penis while high on a synthetic drug called mephedrone, better known to the kids as "Meow Meow." Police found the teenager with his penis, or what was left of it, dangling out a window, spraying blood everywhere.

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

It's a Funny World We Live In vol. 28

The Real Victims of Satanic Ritual Abuse

Among the atrocities that Frances and Dan Keller were supposed to have committed while running a day care center out of their Texas home: drowning and dismembering babies in front of the children; killing dogs and cats in front of the children; transporting the children to Mexico to be sexually abused by soldiers in the Mexican army; dressing as pumpkins and shooting children in the arms and legs; putting the children into a pool with sharks that ate babies; putting blood in the children’s Kool-Aid; cutting the arm or a finger off a gorilla at a local park; and exhuming bodies at a cemetery, forcing children to carry the bones.
It was frankly unbelievable—except that people, most importantly, a Texas jury, did believe the Kellers had committed at least some of these acts. In 1992, the Kellers were convicted of aggravated sexual assault on a child and each sentenced to 48 years in prison. The investigation into their supposed crimes took slightly more than a year, the trial only six days.